This year we are celebrating Father’s Day with a side-splitting competition aimed at rewarding your hilarious dad and his famous Dad Joke!
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Here are just a few Dad Joke entries.
|One night my daughter couldn’t get in touch with her boyfriend on the mobile phone as it kept disconnecting time and time again, my dad had always secretly disliked her boyfriend… so suddenly blurted out..|
“That sure is a SMART phone you have there!”
|Q. What did one ocean have to say to the other?|
A. Nothing, they just waved.
|Q. What does the American Secret Service say?|
A. Donald, duck!
|Q. Want to hear a joke about construction?|
A. I’m still working on it.
|Q. Why do cows have hooves?|
A. Coz they lack toes.
|Q. Did you hear about the fellow who worked in the Organic Times Chocolate factory?|
A. He always took his sweet time.
|Q. What do you call a pig that does karate?|
A. Pork Chop!
|Dad: what’s a deer with no eyes?|
Me: no idea!
Dad: you’re right! No eye deer!!! Bwahaha!!!
Dad: what’s a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Dad: still no eye deer!!!!!! Bwaahahahahaha!
|A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.|
Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'”
|I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!||-Helga|
|Q. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?|
A. Nacho cheese
|Q. How did the butcher introduce his new girlfriend?|
A. Meet Pattie
|My wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in my stomach.|
“Ha! That’s not going to help,” she said.
“Sure, it does,” I said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”
|Q. What did a daddy spider say to a baby spider?|
A. You spend so much time on the web
|Q. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?|
A. A chocolate BAAA
|I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, ‘You.’ :/||-Sharnee|
|I was walking around the house complaining about how cold it was. Then my Dad yelled out to|
‘go stand in the corner, it’s always 90 degree’s there’.
|A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.|
It’s a shitzu.
|Dad’s one liner joke when he didn’t understand something:|
‘I’m as confused as a chameleon in a Skittles packet!’